i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There r osticjed everywhere
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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