these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he thought i was a dude.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i now understand why vodka
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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