so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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So squirting runs in the family.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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