no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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