I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Life is so much better after having sex.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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