I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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