the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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