So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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