no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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