she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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