I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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