Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today