No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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