your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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