what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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