I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Randomize
