but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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