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I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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