you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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