Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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