She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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