i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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