He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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