You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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