I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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