you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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