Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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