wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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