His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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