why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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