One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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