I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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