so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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