Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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