Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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