Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
high people should be assigned attendants
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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