1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
Randomize