The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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