I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
