I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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