And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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