sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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