susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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