Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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