too bad you live with your parents still
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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