I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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