Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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