It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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