Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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