And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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