Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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