Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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