Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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