Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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