he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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