I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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