Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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